Sunday, March 30, 2008
Snake
and i am very interested on this picture..
This picture is from Western Australia .
It's is a snake pulling a cow out of the water.
Talk about a man eater!
Beware Of A Big Snake!!!!
Kissing Test
Have you tried to kiss with a monkey guys?...hahahahaha!!!Well look at this funny
video which is a girl kiss to a monkey that she thought that was the two guys to be her
kissing test...This video is from my neighbor there in Philippines and now she
was there in florida....She sent it to me yesterday and i love to watch on it..
Just try to watch this funny video and u will be enjoy....Have a nice day!!!
My Angel
Saturday, March 29, 2008
My sis and My Little Angel
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Alyssa
My sister and My Kids
hello guys....here is another picture of my sister and my two sons in her friendster...the other one is my eldest son palmer the big guy,and my second son john paul he is a little bit quite...and he is listening with his music in mp3 that's why he don't feel good to smile...hehehehehe...Be happy kids...I LOVE YOU!!!
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
A billion Dollars
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases....
A. A billion seconds ago, it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in caves.
D. A billion days ago, no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brains, let's take a look atNew Orleans . It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division:
Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking theCongress for $250 BILLION to rebuildNew Orleans . Interesting number. What does it mean?
A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.
B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787 for repairs.
C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.
Washington , D.C ... HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??
Tax his land, his wage, the bed in which he lays, his tractor, his mule, his cow, his goat, his pants, his coat, his ties, his shirts, his work, his dirt, his tobacco, his drink, his booze, his beers, his tears, his bills, his gas, his notes, his cash, his coffin, his grave, the sod in which he lays, and then taxes on Inheritance, Accounts Receivable, Building Permits, Commercial Drivers License, Cigarettes, Corporate Income, Dog License, Federal Income, Federal Unemployment, Fishing License, Food License, Fuel Permit, Gasoline, Hunting, Inventory, Inheritance, IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax), IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax), Liquor, Luxury, Marriage License, Medicare, Property, Real Estate, Social Security, Road Usage, Sales, Recreational Vehicle, School, State Income, State Unemployment, Telephone Federal Excise, Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee, Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge, Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge, Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges, Telephone State and Local, Telephone Usage Charge, Utility, Vehicle License Registration, Vehicle Sales, Watercraft Registration, Well Permit, Workers Compensation.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? Can you spell 'politicians! 'And I still have to 'press 1' for English.
I hope this goes around THE USA at least a billion times. It WILL - with your help!
Monday, March 24, 2008
To A Dear Friend
Thanks for being my Friend!!!
Be Happy
(you will see what it is in the end)
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they
think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have the compassion and ideas.
They give moral support to their
family and friends.
Women have vital things to say
and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH
"In GOD We Trust"...AMEN!
Saturday, March 22, 2008
enjoy your life
Friday, March 21, 2008
Hi friends
1. What time is it? 1:45pm
2. What's your full name....Angelita Smith
3.. What are you most afraid of ?. fire
4. What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a Theater.....pirates of the carribean
5. Place of birth:, , ,Tanjay Negros Oriental Philippines
6. Favorite food ? . . . . . . chicken curry, some asian food
7. What's your natural hair color. . . black
8.What's your nationality....Proudly Pinoy"Pilipino"
9. Ever been toilet paper rolling .. .. yes
10. Love someone so much it made you cry. . . . YES,
11. Been in a car accident . . . . .no
12. Croutons or bacon bits . . . . .bacon bits
13. Favorite day of the week . . All, you wake up breathing, it's a good day
14. Favorite restaurant ..Jollibee
15. Favorite Flower . .Rose
16. Favorite sport to watch. . . . softball
17. Favorite drink....coke
19. Disney or Warner Brothers. . . . . WB
20. Ever been on a ship. . . . Yes
21. What do you do when you are bored ....watch tv
22. Bedtime. . . . . 10:00
23. Favorite TV show . ....Wowowee in philippines show
24.Last person you went to dinner with. ....of course my husband
25. What are your favorite colors . . . .black and red
26 How many tattoos do you have . . . 0
27 How many pets do you have. . . none
28 Which came first, the chicken or the egg .....Has that still not been decided?
29. What do you want to do before you die. ....i need to work hard so that i can give a good future to my kids.
30.Time this survey ended. . . . . 2:05pm...
fun story
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Thank you Lord
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
honey
Thank you for everything honey......I love you....
Friends
I am just a simple friend .........
in a fruits i am just only a "banana" .....not like some of your friends they are
apple,orange,strawberry and grapes .........but remember this all fruits in the
world ..........................................................................................................................
Banana is the only fruit that have a heart....
a boy
There is one thing that i wanted to share with u....hope you believe in this too...
There is a 5 years old boy went to a pharmacist, the boy said "this is the only money i have ,can i buy MIRACLES?"
The pharmacist was confused with the boy and asked "MIRACLES"...i'm so sorry but what kind of medicine is that little boy? The child replied with tears,................Coz the doctors told me that only MIRACLES can save my mother's life....Can i buy them here?!!!
Trust in God!!!
smile
Never stop smiling and looking forwards to each new day. But most of all.......... Never Stop shining in your own special way!Enjoy your life coz life is so short ,dont think any negative always be in positive...Be happy always...Take good care of yourself and "May the Lord always be with you and to all"!!! Have A Wonderful Morning!!!
Monday, March 17, 2008
hi friends
READ THE FIRST LINE CAREFULLY.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Friends
"When you ask God for Gift
Be thankful if He sends,...Not Diamonds,..Not Pearls,..Nor Riches
But the He send LOVE of real people around you"...
God Bless You Always my friend and i really Miss You A Lot....Take good
care of yourself coz i really care for you.....Mwuaaahhhhhhhh